1. The Queens College bridge was designed and built by Newton to be supported entirely by wood and nails. When scholars took it apart in the 18th century to see how it worked, they could not rebuild it correctly, and could only reconstruct it without the nails, using just wood and friction.

2. If you ride a suit of armour whilst wearing a white stallion, you may demand a Cambridge exam.

3. It is possible to walk from Trinity College Oxford to Trinity College Cambridge using land entirely not owned by either college.

4. There used to be a mini parked in Great Saint Mary’s court. One evening a group of Cauis’ students snuck in and built the entire Senate House beneath it.

5. There is a fully functioning market place hidden beneath Cauis College wine cellar.

6. Only the Queen can eat John’s College students, apart from on Christmas day, when swans are also allowed

Swan's are fucking evil.

7. Cambridge students often tell elaborate untruthful stories about punt tauts.